Release Year: 2002
Studio: Delta Video Productions
Cast: Vadim, Nikolay, Vitaly, Alexi, Radion, Sergai, Josef, Ivar, Main and Geri.
Genres: Twinks/Young Meat,Cock Sizes: Big and Thick,Anal & Oral Sex,Condom 100%,Russian Lads
Video language: English
Another young male populated smut from the porn hounds at Delta Video, filmed on location in Siberia (!), and spoken in Russian.
Set in Siberia, it’s a nicely shot but generic, plotless porn featuring averagely attractive, pasty-skinned, smooth, uncut Eastern European boys who keep warm amongst the snow.
The first pair, a blonde and a dark haired couple, smooch, suck and then fuck on a kinda grimy couch. Not much to say here except the blonde, who looks like a low-rent, un-pumped version of Rocky from Rocky Horror, doesn’t appear to cum. Did I snooze during that bit? Our second scene features another blonde/brunette duo who look like they’re only old enough to have voted maybe three times in their lives. Or can you vote in Siberia? Hmm. Anyways, the blonde is a little soft around the middle and packs a teeny tiny pee-pee, so he sucks away on his pal’s to divert attention. Teeny actually gets a bit bigger, however, after some reciprocation.
They 69, then blondie takes some cockskie up the asskskie. Strangely, blondie doesn’t cum either. Is this an unfortunate cultural curse – blonde bottoms who aren’t allowed to cum?
Fortunately for our next couple, they’re not fair-haired, and both get to shoot – in fact, top boy shoots twice. (Unsurprisingly, he has the darker hair – I’m not joking! This is a hair color cumming hierarchy). The next scene is special: besides one of the guys having some chest hair, there’s also some face-fucking, a pimply ass, and both guys get to cum.
The final scene is distinguished by finger-fucking, and an overacted, laugh-inducing orgasm that sees one of the guys tensing up like he’s having a coronary, collapsing, spasming, and coming out of it like Shelley Winters during her Poseidon Adventure knell. Ridiculous.
In the end, I’m not sure Siberia is the place to be judging from Kabin Fever. Especially if you’re a blonde.
Video: 640×480, DivX 5, 1388kbps